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warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

(Source: canadad)

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

consultinghobbitinthetardis:

swag-canada:

wsswatson:

ghastlygallifreyans:

wsswatson:

i wanted to join in with speak your language day but then i remembered that i only speak english

burger burger constitution freedom

tea tea empire etiquette

sorry sorry maple hockey

kangaroo kangaroo timtam fuck is that a spider